1 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:58,085 Oh, poor thing, 2 00:00:58,118 --> 00:01:01,413 New fertilizer didn't take, Another victim, 3 00:01:03,443 --> 00:01:06,105 Honey, have a little respect for the dead, 4 00:01:07,370 --> 00:01:10,166 I'm starting to feel like a serial killer, 5 00:01:40,983 --> 00:01:43,114 Well, hello there, 6 00:01:49,237 --> 00:01:52,066 Mmm, 7 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,362 Hmm, and who are you? 8 00:01:57,790 --> 00:01:59,921 Did you come from next door? 9 00:02:07,209 --> 00:02:12,201 Well then, little orphan, I know just the place for you, 10 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,424 You are a beauty, 11 00:02:26,753 --> 00:02:28,385 But what are you? 12 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:45,283 Hmm, so you're a tough guy, huh? 13 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:14,946 There is nothing wrong with your television, 14 00:04:14,979 --> 00:04:17,806 Do not attempt to adjust the picture, 15 00:04:17,838 --> 00:04:20,828 We are now controlling the transmission, 16 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:24,630 We control the horizontal and the vertical, 17 00:04:24,662 --> 00:04:27,684 We can deluge you with a thousand channels 18 00:04:27,716 --> 00:04:31,876 or expand one single image to crystal clarity 19 00:04:32,461 --> 00:04:33,566 and beyond, 20 00:04:34,379 --> 00:04:35,938 We can shape your vision 21 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:39,448 to anything our imagination can conceive, 22 00:04:41,527 --> 00:04:43,282 For the next hour, 23 00:04:43,314 --> 00:04:46,889 we will control all that you see and hear, 24 00:04:54,006 --> 00:04:57,742 You are about to experience the awe and mystery 25 00:04:57,775 --> 00:05:00,700 which reaches from the deepest inner mind 26 00:05:00,732 --> 00:05:03,559 to The Outer Limits, 27 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:21,229 Has humankind risen to the top of the evolutionary ladder 28 00:05:21,262 --> 00:05:24,116 because of its monogamous nature 29 00:05:24,746 --> 00:05:26,339 or in spite of it? 30 00:05:27,401 --> 00:05:29,724 Yeah, Home sweet home, 31 00:05:29,758 --> 00:05:33,773 You know, you guys could just live together and forget the whole getting married part, 32 00:05:33,806 --> 00:05:35,930 Spoken like a true hedonist, 33 00:05:35,963 --> 00:05:37,656 Well, it's a nice neighborhood, 34 00:05:37,688 --> 00:05:39,016 Very artsy, 35 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:44,127 So, remind me again why I volunteered to help you guys move? 36 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,815 -You owe me, -Right, I forgot, 37 00:05:48,042 --> 00:05:50,299 How come we never lived together? 38 00:05:50,332 --> 00:05:54,182 -We were 19 and you cheated on me after two weeks, -Oh, 39 00:05:54,215 --> 00:05:56,504 -Oh, yeah, -Ciao, signorina! 40 00:05:56,538 --> 00:05:58,761 I got a copy of the property lease 41 00:05:58,794 --> 00:06:01,582 and the keys to the storage locker, 42 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,473 Who's this guy? 43 00:06:03,507 --> 00:06:06,759 Sylvano Panazut, meet Allan Montese, 44 00:06:06,793 --> 00:06:09,745 -He ain't living here, is he? -He's just helping us move in, 45 00:06:09,779 --> 00:06:11,505 -Sylvano, -Hey, 46 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,160 Thanks, Sylvano, You got the checks we dropped off? 47 00:06:14,193 --> 00:06:16,084 All right, 48 00:06:16,117 --> 00:06:17,577 -Ciao, -Bye, 49 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:21,328 Well, you'll be happy to know that the beer sign broke, 50 00:06:21,361 --> 00:06:23,484 But the jail poster made it unscratched, 51 00:06:23,518 --> 00:06:25,873 -Nice, -All right, let's do it, Couch time, 52 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,035 All right, 53 00:06:27,699 --> 00:06:28,728 Hey, 54 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:36,162 -I think you're making a mistake, -Here it comes, 55 00:06:36,194 --> 00:06:39,447 -I mean Mia is great but,,, -But what? More right, 56 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,869 Just hanging up at such an early age, 57 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,395 Your other right, genius, 58 00:06:43,429 --> 00:06:44,789 I gotta get on with my life, 59 00:06:44,823 --> 00:06:46,416 Besides she was good enough for you, wasn't she? 60 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:47,942 Oh, ancient history, 61 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,900 Yeah, well, Mia isn't history to me, She's my future, 62 00:06:49,933 --> 00:06:53,418 No, now you're starting to sound like that Taiwan prof we had in freshman year, 63 00:06:53,450 --> 00:06:56,138 What was his name again? Jehovah? Johnny? 64 00:06:56,172 --> 00:06:57,566 -Jabane, -Jabane, right, 65 00:06:57,599 --> 00:06:59,856 I made a career out of ditching his class, 66 00:06:59,889 --> 00:07:01,581 What is that? You smell that? 67 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:05,198 Oh, Sweet ambrosia, 68 00:07:05,862 --> 00:07:07,455 Uh, 69 00:07:07,488 --> 00:07:10,176 Why don't you, uh, knock, introduce yourself? 70 00:07:10,210 --> 00:07:11,769 Yeah, right, 71 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:14,988 Hey, nice to meet you, I'm unavailable, What's your name? 72 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:16,946 No, no, I mean if she looks as good as she smells,,, 73 00:07:18,306 --> 00:07:20,497 -Come on, we don't have time for this, -Shh, 74 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,778 See, she's not home, Come on, let's go, 75 00:07:25,773 --> 00:07:27,433 All right, her loss, 76 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:31,481 Uh, besides, you don't know if that was a girl, 77 00:07:31,515 --> 00:07:33,406 Oh, I know it's a girl, 78 00:07:54,114 --> 00:07:56,735 I don't think there's room for all this, 79 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:59,589 What? You have twice the amount of stuff as I do, 80 00:07:59,622 --> 00:08:01,381 You should check out the closet and the bedroom, 81 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,107 There's barely room to fit a Frisbee in there, 82 00:08:03,139 --> 00:08:05,496 Sounds like you already lost the closet battle, 83 00:08:05,529 --> 00:08:09,511 -Make your stand at the medicine cabinet though, -Too late, 84 00:08:09,545 --> 00:08:12,034 Don't worry, I left you the top shelf, Most of it, anyway, 85 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:14,854 Ah, first domestic spat, 86 00:08:14,887 --> 00:08:16,646 Better you than me, 87 00:08:16,679 --> 00:08:20,596 You? You've never been with one person long enough to have a domestic spat, 88 00:08:20,628 --> 00:08:24,279 Are you suggesting that I can't remain faithful to one woman? 89 00:08:24,312 --> 00:08:25,507 Bingo, 90 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:27,764 Marriage isn't for you, buddy, 91 00:08:27,796 --> 00:08:29,820 You're not supposed to mention the M word around here, remember? 92 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:31,712 Oh, that's right, I forgot, 93 00:08:31,746 --> 00:08:33,205 Yeah, I'd love to hang out with you two 94 00:08:33,239 --> 00:08:36,748 and discuss the nuances of my personal life but, alas, 95 00:08:36,781 --> 00:08:38,242 I must leave you, 96 00:08:38,275 --> 00:08:39,610 Thanks for the grub, 97 00:08:40,075 --> 00:08:41,369 Hot date? 98 00:08:41,402 --> 00:08:42,663 Jealous? 99 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:45,318 I'm out of here, kids, Got a massage with Lolanee, 100 00:08:45,351 --> 00:08:48,968 Ooh, don't strain yourself, stud-boy, - 101 00:08:49,002 --> 00:08:53,216 Sorry, -Ah, on the contrary, she knows me too well, 102 00:08:53,249 --> 00:08:56,601 -Get out of here, freak, -Thanks, Allan, We couldn't have done it without you, 103 00:08:56,634 --> 00:08:58,426 Oh, that is true, 104 00:08:58,460 --> 00:08:59,853 I'll call you later, 105 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:04,831 Looks smaller with your couch in here, huh? 106 00:09:04,864 --> 00:09:07,286 Ah, suddenly I feel like a grown up, 107 00:09:13,293 --> 00:09:17,540 Think of it less as growing up and more as 108 00:09:17,574 --> 00:09:20,726 -a permanent slumber party, -Ooh, now you're talking, 109 00:09:21,921 --> 00:09:23,548 Wanna try out the shag carpet? 110 00:09:23,581 --> 00:09:24,643 Ooh! 111 00:09:24,676 --> 00:09:25,671 Yeah! 112 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,695 Sorry about that, 113 00:09:57,728 --> 00:10:02,009 Uh, I just moved in yesterday, I dropped my bike, 114 00:10:05,394 --> 00:10:07,219 I really didn't mean to bother you, 115 00:10:07,253 --> 00:10:09,343 Moved in yesterday? 116 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,566 Yeah, yeah, I'm Chris, Whoa, 117 00:10:12,396 --> 00:10:14,022 Chris, 118 00:10:14,055 --> 00:10:16,046 Yeah, that's my name, 119 00:10:17,274 --> 00:10:18,801 -What's yours? -Violet, 120 00:10:20,659 --> 00:10:22,418 Well, it's 121 00:10:22,451 --> 00:10:24,277 nice to meet you, Violet, 122 00:10:25,438 --> 00:10:27,794 Hope you don't mind me asking, Are you okay? 123 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,582 I mean, you seem a little,,, 124 00:10:30,614 --> 00:10:32,374 You like to ride a bicycle, 125 00:10:33,535 --> 00:10:35,194 Like a little boy, 126 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:40,072 Yeah, it's my job actually, 127 00:10:40,703 --> 00:10:42,860 I'm a courier, 128 00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:46,411 -A bike courier, -You're in excellent physical condition, 129 00:10:49,132 --> 00:10:50,526 Thank you, 130 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,716 I,,, I try to take care of myself, 131 00:10:53,313 --> 00:10:54,607 The bike helps, 132 00:10:56,798 --> 00:11:00,249 Ah, smack,,, Pager keeps going off, 133 00:11:00,282 --> 00:11:03,435 I better, uh,,, I better get to work, The packages are piling up, 134 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,098 Today's episode of Secret Garden 135 00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:22,559 is brought to you by Gideon Industries, 136 00:11:22,592 --> 00:11:25,180 the makers of Gideon 3000 and new Gro-lite 3000 137 00:11:25,213 --> 00:11:27,868 guaranteed to accelerate your plants growth 3,000%, 138 00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:29,627 For same-day delivery, pick up the phone and call 139 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:34,207 1-5-5-5-GROLITE, That's 1-5-5-G-R-O-L-I-T-E, Order yours today, 140 00:11:40,022 --> 00:11:42,976 Come here, kitty cat, Come to Violet, 141 00:12:06,521 --> 00:12:07,984 Hey! 142 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:15,173 -Mia? -Tom, 143 00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:17,861 I would've offered to take you out, 144 00:12:17,894 --> 00:12:20,151 Oh, would've been a rain check, 145 00:12:20,184 --> 00:12:21,512 Too much work, 146 00:12:21,545 --> 00:12:23,170 Did you get the tox screen from the victim in Yorktown Heights? 147 00:12:23,204 --> 00:12:24,598 Hmm, this afternoon, 148 00:12:24,631 --> 00:12:26,888 Lieutenant Mchafner just wants to rule out homicide, 149 00:12:26,921 --> 00:12:29,476 Well, tox screen or no tox screen 150 00:12:29,509 --> 00:12:32,429 it wasn't a regular puncture wound given the final position of the victim, 151 00:12:32,463 --> 00:12:35,881 My thought is that he approached her, May I? 152 00:12:35,913 --> 00:12:37,606 Oh, sure, 153 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,564 Okay, so, the perp approached her from behind, 154 00:12:39,597 --> 00:12:41,489 locked both her arms 155 00:12:41,522 --> 00:12:45,405 by sliding his left through her elbows like a key through a lock, 156 00:12:46,202 --> 00:12:48,292 Pressing his weight into her back, 157 00:12:48,325 --> 00:12:50,515 he was then free to jab the serrated knife 158 00:12:50,548 --> 00:12:52,971 directly under the collarbone to the left, 159 00:12:53,004 --> 00:12:54,199 -Oh! -Like so, 160 00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:58,347 Chris! What are you doing here? 161 00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:01,135 -Oh, Tom! You've, um,,, You've met Chris? -I have, 162 00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:02,495 The paper boy, 163 00:13:02,529 --> 00:13:04,520 -Courier, -Right, courier, 164 00:13:05,979 --> 00:13:08,535 Well, let me know about the tox screen, 165 00:13:08,568 --> 00:13:09,563 I will, 166 00:13:12,086 --> 00:13:15,371 He was just showing me how he thinks a particular homicide occurred, 167 00:13:15,404 --> 00:13:18,291 - I'll show him homicide, -Let it go, 168 00:13:18,856 --> 00:13:20,913 -Paper boy, -Chris! 169 00:13:20,947 --> 00:13:23,999 -Oh, -Look, he likes you, 170 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:26,853 -Can't really say that I blame the guy, -Oh, come on, 171 00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:29,043 Hey! 172 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,201 I'll make it up to you, Dinner tonight, 173 00:13:31,234 --> 00:13:33,590 Oh, I can't, Backlog of paperwork 174 00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:35,780 and I promised myself I'll get through it by Friday, 175 00:13:35,813 --> 00:13:37,174 Well, at least we have the weekend, 176 00:13:38,335 --> 00:13:39,828 Honey,,, 177 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,787 Dallas, remember? 178 00:13:41,819 --> 00:13:43,645 Oh, yeah, Right, 179 00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,234 Big convention, 180 00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:48,723 Two hundred medical examiners all getting together in the same hotel, 181 00:13:48,755 --> 00:13:51,045 Well then, there is a party I'd hate to miss, 182 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,766 Is, uh, Tom going? 183 00:13:54,397 --> 00:13:55,891 -Yes, -Hmm, 184 00:13:58,081 --> 00:14:00,635 Well, I'll help you pack, 185 00:14:00,669 --> 00:14:03,091 Oh, um, it's already done, Last night, 186 00:14:31,365 --> 00:14:32,527 Hello? 187 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,613 Mrs, Cummings, 188 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,903 I, uh, 189 00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:40,790 signed for your Gro-lite, 190 00:14:40,823 --> 00:14:43,843 I mean, it was COD so if you could cut me a check, huh? 191 00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:50,878 Mrs, C? 192 00:16:03,023 --> 00:16:04,151 Ah! 193 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,461 -Oh! -Hi! 194 00:16:39,494 --> 00:16:43,244 There's something in my apartment, I'm just not strong enough, 195 00:16:43,277 --> 00:16:46,430 Help me, you're my only hope, 196 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,748 -Now? You want me to help you now? -Yes, now, 197 00:16:51,739 --> 00:16:53,464 Okay, well, I'll be right there, Just give me a minute, 198 00:16:53,498 --> 00:16:55,223 I just got to ditch the leftovers, 199 00:17:00,234 --> 00:17:02,325 Courier jobs are supposed to last one year, 200 00:17:02,359 --> 00:17:04,980 And one turned in to two, And the two turned into three, 201 00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:06,805 Yeah, I really like the freedom, 202 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:08,631 But it's just not really a career, you know? 203 00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:09,991 I gotta think more long term, 204 00:17:10,024 --> 00:17:13,343 So when I get the money raised, I'm gonna open a bike shop of my own, 205 00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:15,433 I've got the perfect place picked out already, 206 00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:18,487 You know, it's funny, I normally don't talk this much, 207 00:17:20,511 --> 00:17:23,000 That is some amazing perfume you're wearing, 208 00:17:23,032 --> 00:17:25,588 Uh, so, what do you plan on growing in here? 209 00:17:25,621 --> 00:17:27,679 It makes one heck of a terrarium, 210 00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:32,656 Whoa, Hey, uh,,, 211 00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:40,123 -Your neck, -What about my neck? 212 00:17:41,749 --> 00:17:43,110 Ow! Hey! 213 00:17:50,975 --> 00:17:53,829 I can't do this, 214 00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:57,114 Um, there's something I didn't tell you last time, 215 00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:59,305 I actually live with somebody, 216 00:17:59,337 --> 00:18:01,171 We're engaged, to be married, 217 00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,071 Married, 218 00:18:03,105 --> 00:18:07,684 Yeah, married, you know? Bride, groom, cake? Chicken dance, 219 00:18:07,925 --> 00:18:09,585 You don't want me? 220 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,405 Oh, no, Uh, you are,,, 221 00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:16,155 You're quite a,,, Quite a,,, 222 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,461 Sorry, I've really gotta go,,, 223 00:18:25,464 --> 00:18:27,023 I'll see you soon, Chris, 224 00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:29,081 Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm sure we'll be bumping into each other 225 00:18:29,114 --> 00:18:32,333 in the hall or the elevator or maybe the pool even, 226 00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:33,793 We don't have a pool, 227 00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:35,718 Okay, the lobby room then, Goodbye, see you, 228 00:18:47,366 --> 00:18:48,793 Ah, 229 00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:53,007 She was working her mojo on you, man, 230 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:55,032 Was she hot? 231 00:18:56,924 --> 00:18:59,246 She made Miss November look like a troll, 232 00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:03,992 And what about that fragrance? That sweet ambrosia, 233 00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:06,049 It's some kind of perfume, 234 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,007 Up close, 235 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,686 I almost couldn't keep it together, 236 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,108 Well, you're not married yet, 237 00:19:15,142 --> 00:19:16,469 Not for another six months, 238 00:19:16,502 --> 00:19:18,493 Look, I know you might find this hard to believe, 239 00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:20,319 but being faithful to Mia is more important to me 240 00:19:20,352 --> 00:19:22,177 than screwing with some hot chick down the hall, 241 00:19:22,211 --> 00:19:24,964 Marriage, Monogamy, Mmm-mmm, boring, 242 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,719 Look, you know how tough it was for me 243 00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:30,208 to decide to move in with Mia before we got hitched, 244 00:19:30,241 --> 00:19:31,469 Now I'm locked and loaded and 245 00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:33,195 you keep throwing curve balls at me every chance you get, 246 00:19:33,228 --> 00:19:35,517 Well, I just thought that,,, 247 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,110 I,,, I finally feel I'm on the right track, you know,,, 248 00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:39,798 Not like I'm out there floating around, 249 00:19:40,728 --> 00:19:42,685 Now I've got a chance at a real life, 250 00:19:42,719 --> 00:19:45,075 Okay, look, I'm sorry, 251 00:19:45,109 --> 00:19:49,223 I just,,, I would hate to have you walk down the isle of death without a lifeline, 252 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:51,546 Okay? I mean, this 253 00:19:52,077 --> 00:19:53,338 is 254 00:19:53,372 --> 00:19:55,960 A forever decision, You know that, don't you? 255 00:19:55,993 --> 00:19:57,155 I know, 256 00:19:57,188 --> 00:19:59,909 That is, unless second thoughts come in first place, 257 00:19:59,942 --> 00:20:02,763 There's nobody else, There's no second thoughts, Period, 258 00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:13,316 Yo, Chris, 259 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:16,601 Hey, Chris, Yo! You okay? 260 00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:20,849 What? What? I'm not giving up my manhood just 'cause I wanna marry Mia, all right? 261 00:20:21,711 --> 00:20:22,906 Okay, 262 00:20:23,702 --> 00:20:25,429 Okay, I get it, 263 00:20:26,424 --> 00:20:28,680 Look, I'll get the next round, okay? 264 00:20:28,714 --> 00:20:31,368 No hard feelings, right? 265 00:21:15,731 --> 00:21:17,258 I brought you a plant, 266 00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,880 Fresh, from my garden to yours, 267 00:21:19,913 --> 00:21:22,700 -Gee, thanks, it's a,,, -Violet, 268 00:21:24,128 --> 00:21:26,981 -Of course, it is, -I need to talk with you, Chris, 269 00:21:27,015 --> 00:21:28,409 Oh, no, uh, we can't, 270 00:21:29,504 --> 00:21:30,665 Okay, come in, 271 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,813 Uh, my fiancee will be home soon, 272 00:21:34,846 --> 00:21:35,941 Fiancee? 273 00:21:35,975 --> 00:21:37,700 Mia, Her name's Mia, 274 00:21:39,326 --> 00:21:41,815 You'll marry and live happily ever after, 275 00:21:43,143 --> 00:21:45,632 Well, that's what the brochure said, 276 00:21:46,627 --> 00:21:48,186 Have you ever been married? 277 00:21:48,618 --> 00:21:49,813 No, 278 00:21:49,846 --> 00:21:50,941 Oh, well, 279 00:21:50,974 --> 00:21:53,397 Surely you must have a boyfriend then, right? 280 00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:54,791 No boyfriend, 281 00:21:55,819 --> 00:21:57,611 Are you from around here? 282 00:21:58,242 --> 00:21:59,536 From far away, 283 00:22:00,698 --> 00:22:02,589 Oh, what about your family? 284 00:22:03,552 --> 00:22:05,011 Where are they from? 285 00:22:05,045 --> 00:22:06,339 They didn't survive, 286 00:22:06,937 --> 00:22:08,363 I'm the only one left, 287 00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:09,392 Oh, man,,, 288 00:22:09,824 --> 00:22:10,952 What happened? 289 00:22:10,985 --> 00:22:12,147 They didn't survive, 290 00:22:12,179 --> 00:22:15,499 Oh, right, Sorry, I, just,,, Um,,, 291 00:22:15,531 --> 00:22:18,784 I know, It hurts, I lost my dad when I was 12, 292 00:22:19,182 --> 00:22:20,277 It hurts, 293 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,135 Yeah, 294 00:22:22,169 --> 00:22:25,619 Uh, you can relate, Mia, she never really understood, 295 00:22:27,411 --> 00:22:29,602 She kind of grew up in a Norman Rockwell painting, 296 00:22:30,398 --> 00:22:32,389 Perfect mom, perfect dad, 297 00:22:32,987 --> 00:22:34,281 Perfect life, 298 00:22:34,315 --> 00:22:36,007 Is Mia perfect? 299 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,899 She's close, 300 00:22:37,931 --> 00:22:39,989 Norman Rockwell was one of the greatest painters 301 00:22:40,022 --> 00:22:41,980 of 20th century Americana, 302 00:22:42,013 --> 00:22:45,697 His Four Freedom paintings made him a household name in 1943, 303 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:49,646 Oh, did you study art history? 304 00:22:49,679 --> 00:22:52,101 Yes, Today, 305 00:22:52,135 --> 00:22:53,794 That was my minor in college, 306 00:22:53,828 --> 00:22:55,719 Does Mia want children? 307 00:22:56,482 --> 00:22:58,572 Uh,,, 308 00:22:58,606 --> 00:23:00,796 What was it again that you needed me for? 309 00:23:00,829 --> 00:23:02,522 Does Mia want children? 310 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:04,347 Yeah, someday, 311 00:23:05,508 --> 00:23:07,002 A couple of rugrats, 312 00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:09,491 I want children, 313 00:23:18,219 --> 00:23:19,513 Hey, 314 00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:30,298 Let's just say, I find it interesting that on the heels of our little Tom incident, 315 00:23:30,331 --> 00:23:35,408 I find you alone with earth child, The art aficionado, 316 00:23:35,442 --> 00:23:37,068 Like I forced her to stop by, 317 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,329 Forced is the wrong word, 318 00:23:39,955 --> 00:23:43,970 Well, it's not like I work with her or anything, 319 00:23:49,445 --> 00:23:51,470 That woman's dangerous, Chris, 320 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,324 She's just lonely, 321 00:23:54,357 --> 00:23:56,647 I mean, she lost her parents, 322 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,671 I don't think she has any friends or,,, 323 00:23:58,704 --> 00:23:59,866 No, that's not it, 324 00:23:59,899 --> 00:24:01,658 There's something not quite right about her, 325 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,318 Why are we doing this? 326 00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:04,877 I mean, we never argue, 327 00:24:05,707 --> 00:24:07,200 What? 328 00:24:07,233 --> 00:24:08,694 I'm not arguing, 329 00:24:09,655 --> 00:24:11,813 Well, what's all this about? 330 00:24:11,845 --> 00:24:14,401 Are you having second thoughts? 331 00:24:14,434 --> 00:24:16,758 About moving in together or getting married? 332 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:17,985 Both, 333 00:24:19,645 --> 00:24:20,805 Mia, 334 00:24:21,934 --> 00:24:23,030 I love you, 335 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,190 That's not an answer, 336 00:24:24,224 --> 00:24:25,883 Sure, it is, 337 00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:28,406 Well, I mean it's just that you've never lived with anyone before and,,, 338 00:24:28,438 --> 00:24:30,363 -And? -And,,, 339 00:24:30,397 --> 00:24:32,819 Well, you're a guy, for starters, 340 00:24:32,852 --> 00:24:35,042 -Thanks for noticing, -Seriously, 341 00:24:35,076 --> 00:24:37,664 Everybody knows that guys are naturally commitment phobic, 342 00:24:37,697 --> 00:24:39,954 Wait, Wait a minute, 343 00:24:39,987 --> 00:24:43,471 I asked you to marry me, remember? 344 00:24:43,504 --> 00:24:45,761 -You having second thoughts? -No, 345 00:24:45,794 --> 00:24:47,653 No, I wanna get married, I do, 346 00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:50,440 It's just that 347 00:24:50,473 --> 00:24:54,024 I was determined to get established in my career and then get married, 348 00:24:54,455 --> 00:24:55,617 Later,,, 349 00:24:56,414 --> 00:24:57,641 Much later,,, 350 00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:00,329 And then I met you, 351 00:25:01,989 --> 00:25:03,449 What, are you sorry you met me? 352 00:25:03,482 --> 00:25:06,668 No! No, of course not, 353 00:25:06,701 --> 00:25:09,389 You know it's only natural to have doubts, 354 00:25:09,423 --> 00:25:11,878 I know, It's natural, 355 00:25:14,864 --> 00:25:16,391 I have an idea, 356 00:25:20,141 --> 00:25:21,768 Let's go to Yaboo, 357 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,460 grab some sushi, my treat, 358 00:25:24,488 --> 00:25:26,181 And make it an early night, 359 00:25:29,035 --> 00:25:30,263 Sounds great, 360 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:49,875 Whoa, 361 00:25:50,605 --> 00:25:52,182 Jeez, 362 00:25:52,745 --> 00:25:54,139 What the hell? 363 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:05,821 -Morning, -Morning, 364 00:26:05,854 --> 00:26:07,845 We'd better leave soon if we wanna make our flight, 365 00:26:07,878 --> 00:26:09,206 Mmm-hmm, just finishing up, 366 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,856 They found a dismembered corpse at the dump, 367 00:26:12,889 --> 00:26:15,145 All neatly wrapped up in black plastic, 368 00:26:15,179 --> 00:26:17,170 -Who's on it? -It's coming to me, 369 00:26:17,203 --> 00:26:19,792 But you're welcome to assist, Should be interesting, 370 00:26:19,824 --> 00:26:21,584 -Police have any theories? -No, 371 00:26:21,616 --> 00:26:24,338 Just got off the phone with the investigating officer, 372 00:26:24,371 --> 00:26:27,789 Apparently, the blood was drained from the body before it was chopped up, 373 00:26:27,823 --> 00:26:31,141 The last perp who was draining the blood from his victims thought he was Nosferatu, 374 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:34,393 -Forensics, Never a dull moment, -Yeah, 375 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:37,778 They also sent over this odd substance they found in some of the wounds, 376 00:26:37,811 --> 00:26:39,504 I need you to analyze it, 377 00:26:39,537 --> 00:26:42,856 Just do the prelims, Send it out for a full DNA and we'll look at the results 378 00:26:42,889 --> 00:26:44,415 when we're back on Monday, 379 00:26:44,847 --> 00:26:46,539 Strange, 380 00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:48,961 I for one am looking forward to getting out of town for a couple of days, 381 00:26:48,994 --> 00:26:50,522 Yeah, me too, 382 00:26:50,554 --> 00:26:52,048 Think I can use a break, 383 00:27:39,304 --> 00:27:40,797 -Hey, -Hey, 384 00:27:40,830 --> 00:27:43,916 I wondered if I could go over some of the case findings with you, 385 00:27:43,949 --> 00:27:46,737 -If you'd rather not,,, -No, no, It's okay, Come on in, 386 00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:13,579 Ugh! 387 00:28:15,238 --> 00:28:17,129 I'm all right, I'm all right, 388 00:28:22,206 --> 00:28:23,368 Ah! 389 00:28:32,062 --> 00:28:33,722 Ouch, Ah, 390 00:28:34,253 --> 00:28:35,879 Chris, your knee, 391 00:28:37,903 --> 00:28:41,455 -Ah, it's all right, -No, come in, let me help you, 392 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:43,744 I don't think that'd be a very good idea, 393 00:28:43,777 --> 00:28:45,071 Chris? 394 00:28:45,104 --> 00:28:47,593 -Ugh! -Please, you're hurt, 395 00:28:58,246 --> 00:29:00,735 What's your take on this? 396 00:29:00,768 --> 00:29:02,991 The preliminary finding is that our dismembered friend 397 00:29:03,024 --> 00:29:04,717 died of a puncture wound to the sternum, 398 00:29:04,751 --> 00:29:06,742 How it got there is still anybody's guess, 399 00:29:06,775 --> 00:29:08,500 It appears to be some sort of spike, 400 00:29:08,534 --> 00:29:11,720 Well, there are soil particles, 401 00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:14,706 But there are also foreign substances here we couldn't identify, 402 00:29:14,739 --> 00:29:16,531 I know, You know what else? 403 00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:18,987 It can wait a couple hours, 404 00:29:19,617 --> 00:29:21,310 What do you say? Dinner? 405 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,234 I mean, you're probably starving, 406 00:29:23,268 --> 00:29:26,221 I could eat, Bet there's a good Mexican place around here, 407 00:29:26,255 --> 00:29:30,170 Actually, I was, uh, thinking something a little more private, 408 00:29:31,929 --> 00:29:34,252 -I know you're engaged, -Right, 409 00:29:37,604 --> 00:29:41,221 Look, I have to say this, I've held it in way too long and it's,,, 410 00:29:41,254 --> 00:29:42,980 It's now or never, 411 00:29:43,013 --> 00:29:45,569 The very first time we met, I felt something, 412 00:29:46,365 --> 00:29:49,551 A spark, Call it a connection, 413 00:29:49,584 --> 00:29:51,110 I enjoy working with you, 414 00:29:51,144 --> 00:29:54,992 I enjoy talking to you, I enjoy just being around you, 415 00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,017 But, beyond that, there's something else,,, 416 00:29:57,050 --> 00:29:58,511 Something alive, 417 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,966 Passionate, 418 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,692 I was hoping that maybe, 419 00:30:03,588 --> 00:30:05,745 just maybe, 420 00:30:05,778 --> 00:30:08,665 you might have some of the same feelings for me, 421 00:30:11,884 --> 00:30:16,033 You know, I could really just put my leg up on the table in the kitchen, 422 00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:17,758 The bed is better, 423 00:30:21,043 --> 00:30:22,337 Ow! 424 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,216 So, have you been here all day? 425 00:30:27,249 --> 00:30:28,477 Yes, 426 00:30:29,705 --> 00:30:31,032 Ow, 427 00:30:31,962 --> 00:30:33,953 How do you live? What do you do? 428 00:30:33,986 --> 00:30:35,113 I wait,,, 429 00:30:35,147 --> 00:30:36,674 Oh, you're a waitress? 430 00:30:36,706 --> 00:30:38,797 No, I'm waiting, 431 00:30:40,258 --> 00:30:41,419 For what? 432 00:30:44,439 --> 00:30:45,833 For someone,,, 433 00:30:47,923 --> 00:30:49,051 Who? 434 00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:56,916 I,,, 435 00:30:58,675 --> 00:31:00,136 I told you, I,,, 436 00:31:00,169 --> 00:31:01,994 I'm engaged to Mia, 437 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,616 Only one woman forever? 438 00:31:04,649 --> 00:31:06,640 Is she really the right one? 439 00:31:08,797 --> 00:31:11,286 This is your last chance to taste freedom, 440 00:31:17,591 --> 00:31:19,914 I won't tell anyone, You can trust me, 441 00:31:23,432 --> 00:31:27,878 There are thousands of single guys outside that door who would really, 442 00:31:27,912 --> 00:31:29,007 really love to be,,, 443 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,263 I'm not interested in guys, Chris, 444 00:31:31,297 --> 00:31:32,458 I want you, 445 00:31:33,686 --> 00:31:35,013 Just tonight, 446 00:31:35,677 --> 00:31:37,236 One perfect moment, 447 00:31:40,257 --> 00:31:41,551 Be with me, 448 00:31:41,584 --> 00:31:43,741 I am here for you, only you, 449 00:31:45,898 --> 00:31:48,088 Only,,, Me,,, 450 00:31:48,122 --> 00:31:51,606 I understand you, Chris, Like you are a part of me, 451 00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:10,388 Hey, we can't come to the phone right now, but, if you leave a message 452 00:32:10,422 --> 00:32:12,148 we'll get back to you just as soon as we possibly can, 453 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,570 Wow, We sound so official, 454 00:32:14,604 --> 00:32:16,296 Stop it! Hit the button, 455 00:32:17,690 --> 00:32:19,647 Hi, it's me again, Um,,, 456 00:32:20,179 --> 00:32:21,340 Where are you? 457 00:32:22,203 --> 00:32:23,828 I'm at the hotel, 458 00:32:25,189 --> 00:32:27,845 Listen, there's something that I need to tell you, 459 00:32:28,773 --> 00:32:31,229 You were right about Tom, Um,,, 460 00:32:31,262 --> 00:32:34,149 He made a move, Nothing sleazy, he just wanted a chance 461 00:32:34,182 --> 00:32:35,875 to state his case and 462 00:32:35,909 --> 00:32:38,231 news flash! He likes me, You were right, 463 00:32:38,264 --> 00:32:40,687 But, um, don't worry, We didn't do anything, 464 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,678 The feeling definitely isn't mutual, 465 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:46,693 But he did make me realize how much I really do love you, 466 00:32:46,726 --> 00:32:49,548 I am so sorry about last night! I was being 467 00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:51,472 completely neurotic, 468 00:32:51,505 --> 00:32:54,061 I guess you're not the only one with the jitters, 469 00:32:54,093 --> 00:32:57,147 But we're gonna be just fine, baby, I promise, 470 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:18,684 Whoa! 471 00:33:18,718 --> 00:33:21,406 Looks like she went totally wild kingdom on you, man, 472 00:33:21,438 --> 00:33:23,064 Yeah, 473 00:33:23,927 --> 00:33:26,051 Ah! 474 00:33:26,085 --> 00:33:28,241 Look, I got to level with you, 475 00:33:28,275 --> 00:33:30,465 You messed up, Big time, 476 00:33:30,498 --> 00:33:31,991 Uh, you think? 477 00:33:33,385 --> 00:33:35,244 This is so bad, 478 00:33:36,471 --> 00:33:37,832 I'm screwed, 479 00:33:39,192 --> 00:33:41,382 You? You got everything, 480 00:33:42,544 --> 00:33:44,966 True love, huh? 481 00:33:45,498 --> 00:33:47,124 You got a hot fiancee, 482 00:33:47,157 --> 00:33:48,584 You got a solid job, 483 00:33:48,617 --> 00:33:51,305 Not to mention me as a best friend, 484 00:33:51,338 --> 00:33:53,761 What are you talking about? 485 00:33:53,794 --> 00:33:55,519 You're always the one that's trying to get me to get back 486 00:33:55,553 --> 00:33:57,278 into that dating scene, 487 00:33:57,311 --> 00:34:01,659 Uh, that is an act, bro, It's an act, 488 00:34:01,692 --> 00:34:05,840 Don't you think that I wish I could hold on to someone like Mia forever? 489 00:34:05,873 --> 00:34:07,665 Look at me, man, 490 00:34:07,699 --> 00:34:09,922 I'm not really single and lovin' it, 491 00:34:10,885 --> 00:34:11,880 Truth, 492 00:34:12,909 --> 00:34:14,004 Down deep, 493 00:34:15,863 --> 00:34:18,185 you're the lucky one, 494 00:34:20,774 --> 00:34:23,760 Being this high maintenance has serious drawbacks, 495 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,979 Oh, no,,, 496 00:34:27,975 --> 00:34:31,493 Oh, it's Mia again, I'm too tired to talk, 497 00:34:32,422 --> 00:34:33,749 All right, 498 00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,001 I'm whipped, 499 00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:38,527 All right, I'm out of here, bud, 500 00:34:42,012 --> 00:34:45,663 Yeah, you might wanna maybe put some aloe on that or something, 501 00:34:47,156 --> 00:34:48,383 CHRIS ON ANSWERING MACHINE: Hit the button, 502 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:52,465 Hi! It's me again, um,,, I'm at the hotel, 503 00:34:52,863 --> 00:34:54,058 Where are you? 504 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:09,668 Anybody home? 505 00:35:16,537 --> 00:35:17,532 Hello? 506 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:21,216 Violet? 507 00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:26,326 Uh,,, 508 00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:29,479 We need to have a little talk, 509 00:35:30,972 --> 00:35:32,565 About our buddy, Chris, 510 00:35:34,922 --> 00:35:36,415 All right? 511 00:35:37,476 --> 00:35:39,236 Look, he is engaged, 512 00:35:40,895 --> 00:35:42,389 Which means off limits, 513 00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:44,711 Get it? 514 00:35:46,835 --> 00:35:47,830 Hmm,,, 515 00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:52,941 Although you two have obviously 516 00:35:52,974 --> 00:35:54,998 shared something special 517 00:35:55,829 --> 00:35:57,621 the other day, 518 00:35:57,653 --> 00:36:00,640 I'm here to tell you that it's over, all right? 519 00:36:00,673 --> 00:36:03,129 Time to shut down the sex machine, 520 00:36:07,343 --> 00:36:08,339 Violet? 521 00:36:08,771 --> 00:36:09,799 Is that you? 522 00:36:27,155 --> 00:36:28,317 Ahhh! 523 00:36:54,766 --> 00:36:55,761 Chris? 524 00:36:59,378 --> 00:37:00,839 Are you here? 525 00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:03,427 Chris,,, 526 00:37:06,247 --> 00:37:08,371 Chris, wake up, - 527 00:37:09,732 --> 00:37:10,727 Ugh,,, 528 00:37:11,557 --> 00:37:12,552 Mia,,, 529 00:37:13,050 --> 00:37:14,179 Ugh,,, 530 00:37:14,212 --> 00:37:16,335 Oh, my God, You're burning up, 531 00:37:16,369 --> 00:37:18,261 I'm calling Dr, Coots, 532 00:37:21,845 --> 00:37:25,594 I called you at least 10 times, I was worried, I thought something had,,, 533 00:37:29,775 --> 00:37:31,468 Chris, your back, - 534 00:37:39,665 --> 00:37:40,661 Ugh! 535 00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:48,857 I am so sorry, Mia, 536 00:37:50,782 --> 00:37:52,175 I really screwed up, 537 00:37:54,599 --> 00:37:56,456 Never again, I swear, 538 00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:00,904 I don't know what came over me, 539 00:38:00,936 --> 00:38:03,226 It was like I was in some insane dream, 540 00:38:06,944 --> 00:38:08,636 We'll talk about it later, 541 00:38:10,195 --> 00:38:12,917 I made an appointment for you to see Dr, Coots at noon, 542 00:38:12,950 --> 00:38:13,945 Okay, 543 00:38:16,401 --> 00:38:18,393 Get checked out and then call me, 544 00:38:19,852 --> 00:38:21,146 I love you, Mia, 545 00:38:50,350 --> 00:38:52,739 -So did you find them together? -Just listen to me, all right? 546 00:38:52,772 --> 00:38:54,398 I'm listening, 547 00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:56,655 I compared the viscous fluid in the Chris' wound to the samples drawn 548 00:38:56,688 --> 00:38:58,646 from the wounds in the dismembered torso, 549 00:38:58,679 --> 00:39:00,969 Now, I'm just going on what I can see in the binary but, yes, 550 00:39:01,002 --> 00:39:03,258 -it looks like a dead match, -What about the DNA? 551 00:39:03,292 --> 00:39:05,582 This is where it gets weird, 552 00:39:05,615 --> 00:39:08,402 The genetic fingerprint of this stuff is like nothing our lab has ever seen, 553 00:39:08,435 --> 00:39:10,261 It's not human, it's not an animal, 554 00:39:10,294 --> 00:39:12,451 The closest thing they've come up with is an angiosperm, 555 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,874 -A flower? -The pistil, to be precise, 556 00:39:14,906 --> 00:39:16,897 The female reproductive organ of a botanical,,, 557 00:39:16,931 --> 00:39:19,553 A flower in which they have no taxometrics whatsoever, 558 00:39:19,585 --> 00:39:21,676 Maybe some rain forest type, 559 00:39:21,710 --> 00:39:23,834 Does this connect Chris to the killing? 560 00:39:23,866 --> 00:39:26,190 Whatever this stuff is, it didn't come from Chris, 561 00:39:26,223 --> 00:39:27,218 Then where did it come from? 562 00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:30,869 Violet, 563 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,329 Call the police, 564 00:39:47,148 --> 00:39:48,309 Violet? 565 00:40:04,072 --> 00:40:05,466 Violet! 566 00:40:05,997 --> 00:40:07,125 Allan? 567 00:40:27,302 --> 00:40:29,525 -Ahhh! -Chris, 568 00:40:29,558 --> 00:40:30,588 Oh, 569 00:40:31,210 --> 00:40:32,769 I found you, 570 00:40:32,803 --> 00:40:34,229 What happened to you? 571 00:40:36,395 --> 00:40:37,888 I am almost ready, 572 00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:42,899 I am not from this world, 573 00:40:43,894 --> 00:40:45,952 I barely survived the journey, 574 00:40:46,881 --> 00:40:48,972 The last of my kind, 575 00:40:49,005 --> 00:40:50,664 To survive, I must adapt, 576 00:40:52,290 --> 00:40:53,783 And reproduce, 577 00:40:54,447 --> 00:40:55,642 I scratched you, 578 00:40:56,770 --> 00:40:58,230 Infected you, 579 00:41:00,254 --> 00:41:01,615 Changed you, 580 00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:06,925 Your seed, You gave me millions of your seed, 581 00:41:08,119 --> 00:41:09,381 I used them all, 582 00:41:10,244 --> 00:41:11,870 Every living one, 583 00:41:13,064 --> 00:41:14,192 For what? 584 00:41:15,984 --> 00:41:17,478 A new species, 585 00:41:18,971 --> 00:41:20,000 Part you,,, 586 00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:23,982 But more of me, 587 00:41:27,467 --> 00:41:29,424 To spread across land, 588 00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:31,648 To become many, 589 00:41:32,943 --> 00:41:35,796 To become dominant, 590 00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:38,583 To replace your kind on this planet, 591 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:41,703 That's impossible, 592 00:41:42,732 --> 00:41:45,519 I have served my purpose, 593 00:41:47,776 --> 00:41:50,166 The odds against me were enormous, 594 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:53,517 But I found you, 595 00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:56,371 My cycle is over, 596 00:41:57,068 --> 00:41:59,026 There is only one task left, 597 00:42:04,701 --> 00:42:06,459 You should be very proud, 598 00:42:08,185 --> 00:42:10,607 You are the father, 599 00:42:34,235 --> 00:42:35,563 Oh, my God, 600 00:42:39,237 --> 00:42:40,840 Commitment and loyalty 601 00:42:40,872 --> 00:42:43,959 are not stuffy issues of the past 602 00:42:43,992 --> 00:42:49,036 but are enduring qualities that raise us above creatures that procreate 603 00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:52,372 without compassion